When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit. 

That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.



he asked for a blowjob and i blew him away with the word of the lord



Some Fall Out Boy songs are like I’m punk rock and I’m fucking ANGRY and others are like I’m punk rock and don’t look at me because I’m crying

Happy 30th birthday Patrick Stump
Happy 30th birthday Patrick Stump


if the battle of five armies has to happen then i want it to be super fucking dramatic i want slow motion and muted battle sounds and haunting elvish ladies singing over the top i want to be emotionally destroyed and beyond words

you go hard or you go home

I’m not going to eat anything until I find something that tastes as good as pop punk sounds

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)


do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why


do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u